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    [gyomania] Hole Circumstances of my Secret - Doujinshi

    spluuuuurt:

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    Title: Hole Circumstances of my Secret

    Circle: gyomania

    Rating: R18

    Language: English

    Raws: lightsrefrain

    Scanlation: spluuuuurt

    Summary: Shinji discovers the joys of anal masturbation and is in need of…assistance. Crack/PWP. Consensual. 

    Warnings: object insertion, masturbation

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    allteensrelate:

    How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?

    guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
    me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
    world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
    sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

    jaclcfrost:

    "why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

    "So, now that it’s been ten years, why don’t you tell me. Have you figured out the secret of warping yet?"

    greathaircut:

    to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

    burghers:

    idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

    Haru is not amused

    tacobelligerent:

    tacobelligerent:

    I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

    why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

    matildaswormwood:

    Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go to school.

    Do NOT insult people for dropping out.

    Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure. 

    You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.

    Just DON’T DO IT.

    mostlygreenday:

    your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

    blacklistecl:

    if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

    thrashturbate:

    cynical-bee:

    thrashturbate:

    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post