Summary: Shinji discovers the joys of anal masturbation and is in need of…assistance. Crack/PWP. Consensual.
Warnings: object insertion, masturbation
How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
"So, now that it’s been ten years, why don’t you tell me. Have you figured out the secret of warping yet?"
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
Do NOT shame people for choosing not to go to school.
Do NOT insult people for dropping out.
Do NOT teach your children that dropping out means you are a failure.
You never know what’s going on in that person’s life.
Just DON’T DO IT.
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s